I'm Addicted to Blogger Like a Crack-Baby on Cocaine

I suddenly felt an overwhelming urge to resurrect this site. Whether that occurs for five minutes or five months remains to be seen.

Second semester last year kicked my ass, but I'm over it.

I know that because I quit before, no one will ever check this site again, not even my best friends or my mother, even if I paid them (not that my mom even knows what a blog is). Still, I will persist, just for kicks. However, I have devised a clever scheme to get anywhere between 50-250 comments each day. I will simply be on a reality TV show then publicize my blog to the entire world so they can read about my thoughts and daily meanderings because they are oh-so-profound. Then everyone will say things like, "You're so wonderful!" and "I wanted you to win all along!" or "You suck, reality TV is stupid, get a life and stop trying to be a fame-whore!" Easy as pie. So, who gets my audition tape, Survivor, The Real World, or one of those 50 million singing competition shows?

It's 1:16 A.M. according to the official blogger time, but it's 1:30 A.M. on my clock, so I have to take a shower and get up at 7:00 A.M. to go to my oh-so-boring-but-I'm-getting-paid-too-much-to-complain internship with the Governor's Community Partnership Grant Program in the WV Economic Development Office where I get to do fun things like make 200 copies of 50 types of contracts and various forms, file them in 20 different filing cabinets, type more of these afformentioned forms, and spend the rest of my time shopping on the Internet. But I'm getting paid too much to complain. Plus my computer is going to go schizo on me if I don't restart it in the next 30 seconds.

Buenas noches, mi lectores invisibles!