Today my unmasked accomplice, who will be driving the getaway car, and I will be on a mission. What sort of mission? One that will require cunning skill, careful planning, lots of scheming, and a surprise attack. Sort of. The person formerly referred to as my unmasked accomplice shall henceforth be known as Wild Hula Monkey, or WHM for short, and the person previously referred to as "I" will now be known as Magic Panda Bear, or MPB and shall be referred to in the third person, so as to conceal identities and prevent any unwanted association between MPB and the author of this post. These code names that have been out of use since about 8th grade should help keep the strict confidentiality of the mission intact. At approximately 5:30 P.M., WHM and MPB will attempt to blindfold and kidnap two of their friends, whose names, both real and code, shall be kept secret for their safety. The kidnapped persons shall be taken to an undisclosed location (a.k.a. a movie theater) and will not know where they are going before their arrival. Evidently it takes this sort of plot to get all four of these people together at the same time. MPB has an inclination that the kidnapped victims may be a bit uncooperative and experience some discontent about not knowing where they are going, but WHM assures her that the plan is foolproof. Updates later on whether or not WHM and MPB accomplished this mission with the ease and air of mystery they were hoping for.